what if people had food names and food had people names
“hey spaghetti time for dinner”
“what are we having”
“margaret”
i swear everyone on this website is high
shut up chocolate
How come when a house is haunted the ghost is always from the 1700s? Imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming “IT’S BRITNEY, B*TCH” at 3AM
"Knowing is better than wondering, waking is better than sleeping, and even the biggest failure, even the worst, beats the hell out of never trying."
Unknown (via ohteenscanrelate)
"I think it’s important to realize you can miss something, but not want it back"
Paulo Coelho
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not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay
The second someone asks “Are you sure?” I instantly become unsure
U ever wish ur mind would just shut the fuck up
destroy-the-fucking-patriarchy:
Today could have been different. Really different.
Instead of inaugurating a fascist orange bigot, we could have shattered one of the many glass ceilings left to go.
Instead of being thrown back 60 years, we could have been looking at the future with hopes for progress and change.
Instead of Donald J. Trump, we could have had President Hillary Clinton.
"I’ve learned that home isn’t a place, it’s a feeling."
Love, Rosie (via affezioni)
